No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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