the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im holly from the hills drunk
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My dick has a subreddit
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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