Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
