I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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