rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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