she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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