I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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