So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
wow bdsm is so cute
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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