I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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