My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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