question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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