seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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