i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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