just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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