Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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