It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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