It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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