out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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