she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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