I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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