i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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