what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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