the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I touched a dick in church today
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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