id be glad to
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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