Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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