Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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