Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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