yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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