: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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