Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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