So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Drake has all the answers
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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