he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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