just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize
