erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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