she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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