ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
