he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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