Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I supernannyed him into submission
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
