I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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