Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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