You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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