I want you more than these girls want KFC
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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