If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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