Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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