PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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