Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
