Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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