ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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