ya dads aren't the best wingmen
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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