nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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