i think my tv is drunk
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
That accounts for only three of the penises
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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